Garfield 猫的经典语录

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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ b. {! h0 B7 F6 H$ r* Q: A# Z4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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6 @* @5 D- W5 q( j! D7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
3 U5 z# S: u1 cAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
0 A" R; e0 m  V4 |Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- V* p! E6 k( z12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
8 z* c8 D$ Q  a; c5 XThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# N: r% z7 O7 B, X15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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+ D$ u6 W( g# ?$ B17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 ~- C; n. k6 J. b8 g4 d) G5 V18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
% t( m% O* w5 K! hIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


7 ?% m8 p$ @) s6 l5 f/ N19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
  t  k6 X8 B8 G$ ~& m5 u- dThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.


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foolfu

7. The wise never marry,

& r2 u% E9 Y1 lAnd when they marry they become otherwise.

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ahaha this one is funny.

jack

经典 顶！

Tom

“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”:d

Seneca

很可爱的言论，我最喜欢这句：\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep
楼主用的字体也很有漂亮呢

AJING2006

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我最喜欢：Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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