Garfield 猫的经典语录

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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- ?% c+ ~: V% a1 [- j- |5 y5 }9 O3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( G& V% S' O0 f2 `8 s( L+ VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
" x% |. _% U! DHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 i5 b1 u: d& \; s' U7 j- O0 MAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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) Y( E! @" m& C, ]: C; m( g8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6 e* `' q+ k2 v% h' i10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 o/ |/ Z  ~7 J4 p/ o4 K5 w4 G; |Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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, |' v+ t4 t! j# N  U" ^" i15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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% W' e7 M" X- s! u4 O2 r16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ A! R: F+ y, x: l6 H$ d- S/ T' T3 g18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
0 p+ [3 D/ C) U: JIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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foolfu

7. The wise never marry,
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And when they marry they become otherwise.

ahaha this one is funny.

jack

经典 顶！

Tom

“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”:d

Seneca

很可爱的言论，我最喜欢这句：\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep
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AJING2006

9 |2 {6 s- t0 m" x& H. }2 w我最喜欢：Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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